So we are getting ready to go out and I am harassing everyone to get ready even though I’m not fully dressed myself. I had on a long top that covered me to mid-thigh. Hubs says I’m not dressed so I need to face mine. Me: But I’m dressed naw? Can’t I go out like … More M, Our Personal Fashion Police
My friend’s 5 year old daughter was taking a test so that she could transfer to a new school. Since it was a Grade 1 test and she had only just graduated from kindergarten in her previous school, she left some multiplication questions unanswered. When she got up to leave the teacher called her back. … More The First Grader
We are driving along and I suddenly notice J is out of his car-seat. Me: D? Did you let him out of his seat? What is it with you kids and playing with your safety? Haven’t I told you the car is not a play ground? D: Mummy needs to calm down.
Me: Oh sweetie, my data is out. Hubs: That’s unfortunate. (Heading out the door) See yuh. Shaking my head. Me to D: Hey D give me the remote, my show is coming on. D: (Holds remote tighter) That’s unfortunate.
This is a conversation between my sister and her 10 year-old daughter. Niecy: What time is it? Mum: 6 o’clock Niecy: I set the alarm for 5.30 Mum: Yes it went off at 5.30 but you didn’t wake up. Niecy: I don’t wake up by alarms:'(. The alarm isn’t for me. It’s for the adult … More Adult Responsibilities