M, Our Personal Fashion Police

So we are getting ready to go out and I am harassing everyone to get ready even though I’m not fully dressed myself. I had on a long top that covered me to mid-thigh. Hubs says I’m not dressed so I need to face mine. Me: But I’m dressed naw? Can’t I go out like … More M, Our Personal Fashion Police

The First Grader

My friend’s 5 year old daughter was taking a test so that she could transfer to a new school. Since it was a Grade 1 test and she had only just graduated from kindergarten in her previous school, she left some multiplication questions unanswered. When she got up to leave the teacher called her back. … More The First Grader

That’s Unfortunate

Me: Oh sweetie, my data is out. Hubs: That’s unfortunate. (Heading out the door) See yuh. Shaking my head. Me to D: Hey D give me the remote, my show is coming on. D: (Holds remote tighter) That’s unfortunate.

What do I eat?

Dino: I’m hungry. Can I have carrot? Me: No, carrot is not food. Dino: So what should I eat? Me: I’ll make you something. Dino: Can I eat plantain? Me: No, I can’t fry plantain now. Dino: Why? Is your hand paining you?

My preference

Dino and Jay are jumping from sofa to sofa. I told him to sit down and stop jumping around. If he settles down, Jay will too. Three minutes later they are hopping about again. Me: Sit down! Dino: Noooooo Me: What do you prefer, sit down or go to bed? Dino: Or? Me: Go to … More My preference